Most virtual pets adore and return your affection. Not My Lil' Bastard. He takes your tender loving care and vomits it back at you, tossing Molotov cocktails on the gifts you bought him, breaking that water bottle you tried using to punish him, and pooping all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and time, you just might be able to turn this bastard around. (Note: we said "might.")
To clean up after your bastard has made a poop, first dispose of the doodie by dragging and dropping it onto the trash can in your bastard's living area. Then drag and drop a toilet paper roll onto your bastard to wipe his behind.
To buy more things for your bastard, click the shop icon in the upper right corner of the screen.
To review the awards you have gained through your time with your little bastard, click the awards icon in the upper left corner of the screen.
